#robots with breasts

[burnertracfone]

Maintenance Problems by Kierano

[odd-chips]

So I've been teasing this character in my tags/posts for a while, and she's finally hereeee. Anyways WHOOPS, another self indulgent Lethal Company character who is basically the Wario version of [Cap'n]!

Meet Echo and her crewmates: Orion (goggle'd circle-shaped one), Spade (short one with big arms), and Guy (shapely GNC one). Being the opposite of Cap'n's crew, they're all men EXCEPT for Echo!

At first, she started out as a grown woman having a one-sided, very pathetic beef with Cap'n, but she evolved into an angry teenager who projects all of her issues onto someone who literally doesn't know she exists (and subsequently does something horrible to herself to rectify this weird beef). Did it work? Well no, come on, look at her, now she's even worse GOKJDFMKDF

And when I say "one-sided", I mean it. Genuinely Cap'n doesn't know who she is, like, at all. I think the first time they meet will be the inevitable werewolf fight between the two of them when things get out of hand.

Anyways I love the kidnapper fox, but alas, she was too swag for this world, RIP to a real one that lasted a month and a half. u_u)!!

[churino]

Design for Hellbat

A complete schmuck trying to undermine leozack's leadership, she's also a trained saboteur and spy and kinda needs this job right now, so although she's terrified of the guy she's tasked by leozack to discreetly investigate shockwave's activity on the ship, and has to keep a facade of confidence

Back home on eukaris Hellbat was the runt of the breast force, not particularly skilled at anything, always tired as she's a nocturnal creature forced to hunt in the day with everybody else, although it's amoral to admit it, shockwave's take over has greatly benefited Hellbat's role in the team,

aboard the tidal wave's she's been trained under shockwave's personal spy master, creator of pretender technology, thunderwing, and without a planet to live on, her internal clock is out of wack and she isn't bound to the day night cycle, to regulate her energy allowing her to finally be active while everyone is awake

However now that they're parked on earth, she's slowing starting to get lethargic again as her internal clock adapts to the planet's day night cycle, that, paired with a guilty sense of gratitude towards shockwave means she's absolutely terrified whenever leozack orders her to snoop around, however she has discovered one thing, a secret part of the tidal wave nobody is allowed to see.

[besuggestion]

a robot girl that gets a virus that makes her so horny, and she starts downloading all sorts of sex mods, making her chest bigger and her hips more curvy...

[vvncyberdomme]

I wonder how many cyborg/bimbo fetishists got that way because they were interested in one, ran a search, and failed to differentiate the kind of “implants” they were looking for.

[witchofthesouls]

At least Tarn's a tank and can help feeding the little ones when the nurse sleeps or works.

Unfortunately no. In the donor clause au, Tarn's a Seekerkin mech. Any kind of personal refineries or shared fueling systems will be incompatible with any frame he has.

Nickel had beat that into his head before the impulse to get a botch job from a catalog took root. Tarn simply gets a thing for your own wells and becomes a walking encyclopedia on various personal refineries and fueling systems.

Unless it's bottle feeding, then yes. Luckily, the nurse has fantastic production. There's a nice surplus in the medbay and Tarn's quarters. He gets the bottle for the newsparks can suckle. Thankfully, Seekerkin sparklings develop a fueling rhythm within the clutch, so only one or two (particular to the split-sparks) need to be fed at a time and around the clock.

Seekerkin femmes have unique refineries of pure protoform. The D.J.D. got a good look at yours and are highly curious because it's not the silicone bags that needs to be emptied out before packed away like they're used to.

Helex and Tesarus were in a room with their own out and went, "Oh yeah, those are different. Let's ask Nickel."

Nickel understands what they're asking about. It's the same quirk that's that was an issue in Prion among their own brand of Seekerkin. Because on Prion, everyone had multiple alt-modes. It came with its own challenges to get their frames and coding in smooth order. Depending on the mecha's spark, some alt-mode unique characteristics need to be suppressed or taken out to work with others.

Because Nickel enjoys her submarine alt-mode, she doesn't have personal refineries. She has an external fueling system that's similar to a convoy where the access points are hidden along her torso and the cables can be pulled to a certain distance where it's tapped into her internal hold.

[churino]

Design for drillhorn

The oldest most experienced member of the breast force, she's determined to shape the team with old fashioned strategies and generational knowledge but most of the time nobody listens to her and that makes her mad enough to take it out on the autobots

Although she's the oldest, drillhorn was only recently recruited into the breast force after they've become more militarized with deathsaurus' absence, before she came along their job was entirely to provide for their families by hunting animals, but now they're hunting people in exchange for money being sent back home

Her disconnect from the rest of the team was a big stumbling block when it came to their investigation into shockwave's ship, she'd often not get their hints or understand their coded messages to investigate further, so she often gets frustated at not fitting in,

to calm down she likes visiting their autobot prisoners and personally tormenting them in whatever way she can, as such she's the only member of the breast force most autobots know about from stories survivors tell of their time in captivity,

[witchofthesouls]

I love your thought of Tarn being fascinated by the tiny invaders in his quarters. Mech goes so hard on sparkling proofing his room. It actually starts looking like normal quarters. The First Editions and other Creepy Stuff™️ are carefully packed up and stored away. Tarn starts reading the convolutedly obtained sparklin guides and rigorously prepares the room to be Sparlking Safe Deceptacon™️.

Plus if the DJD alies with Deathsaurus, Deathsarus has a very different reaction to Tarn's room. Mech immediately melts into a cooing mess at the bitties. Immediately wants to spoil the sparklings.

His room is clear to begin with. Tarn has a walk-in closet that's absolutely Dedicated to Megatron. Tarn wants to make sure it's a well-kept and clean area, after all. Plus, there are too many limited editions to keep out in the open, especially the early renditions of Towards Peace upon miners' corpses.

Tarn does get into newspark guides and bitlet development. You and Nickel do smack datapads and run away with recovered chips because, well, Functionism. Because Tarn is adamant about it, you and Nickel do cobble up a learning guide that's geared to these bitties. (Of course, there's other guides for other frames because Tarn got interested. The nerd.)

It leads to more blankets, padding, and pillows, which kicks your nesting instinct into unsuspressable overdrive. Tarn is getting fascinated by the entire process since you dedicate all your energy into it: deeply entwining your own biosignature into the materials, getting it into a proper placement, reshaping a nest-like structure, fluffing up everything, and keeping the three newsparks inside the middle.

And your considerable wells. You're pumping sparkling fuel and stocking the medbay and the habsuite, just in case. Cubes of very pale pink Energon lines the shelves and in a neat stack in one of his closets. It doesn't slosh easily like the fuel he's used to. It's thick and viscous, leaving a film on a partial filled container where he can see granules of curious substances.

He will never admit how his spark turns to mush and oozes out of its chamber when a blind, soft-plating tiny thing grabs his pinky. Or how he locks his entire frame when the split-sparks settle upon his chassis, cozy and comforted by his spark. Or how he tries not to grind into you during recharge, how heated you've become with the second carriage, especially around your middle.

If the DJD ever joins with Deathsaurus, then it's going to be awkward with all the rumors and misunderstandings running around. No one has ever seen you, so some think the Witnessed Acts documentation was a hoax or a prank. But not Deatbsaurus, he can smell the faint, lingering sweetness of sparkling fuel on Tarn.

At first. Deathsaurus is extremely leery because what kind of mech would willingly pledge their spark to Tarn? But then, there's no sign of them anywhere. It really doesn't help that he can vaguely understand Primal Venacular and makes a huge blunder from Vos' and Kaon's quiet exchanges.

The sheer pandemonium that will happen when Deathsaurus tears through the ship, thinking the worst, but really, you're just too exhausted with the second carriage. It's taking a huge toll on your frame, so you're basically nesting most of your time as you care for the newsparks with a couple of others checking on you, like Nickel, Kaon, and Vos since the gunformer enjoys your mental exercises on the dearly departed Deadzone.

[circesn]

A simple but effective deception

With that shitty mask, he fools most of them.

[thenamesblurrito]

"in comparison, Buzzard ends up filling almost a Kronk role to his Yzma" Now the Important Question is... Does Buzzard get to Pull A Lever?

oh,

constantly

the issue really is getting them to stop poking, pulling, prodding, opening, closing, pushing, sliding, fiddling, turning, winding, yoinking, just literally anything and everything. they're curious! they're touchy! they fidget and test and take things apart! they're the kind of person who stims with ballpoint pens by clicking them over and over or taking them apart and reassembling them constantly. so if there's a lever in sight they WILL eventually be pulling it unless someone intervenes

it's a hammerspace like Swindle's! i've mentioned this before here. in fact Gremlin pretty regularly naps in their cockpit so this is pretty common:

[churino]

Design for " Dezarus " and false liokaiser

To "dispose" of deathsaurus, shockwave transformed him into a horrible mutant monster, attempting to use him as a testbed for various experiments he acidentally gave him the ability to forcefully absorb and partially merge with others in a violent manner

Deathsaurus was a caretaker at his core, he put the breast force together to protect and provide for the decepticons non combatant families, however, the harsh world of eukaris Forged them all to be on par with of the most elite decepticon warriors out there, combined with their use of the breast animals, they attracted shockwave's attention

But for his pourposes shockwave needed total control of the unit, he knew the power he sought resided with their breast animals, so he targeted the only one with two of them, who just so happened to also be their leader

Within captivity shockwave enacted numerous atrocities upon deathsaurus merging him with his two breast animals following data he retrieved from the moons of quintessa on the process to create some sort of "ultimate power" the results weren't what he was expecting however, and the process turned deathsaurus feral

Locked away within the depths of the tidal wave deathsaurus only company was other prisoners and experiments, although his vision was twisted by his transformation, something of himself remained, a desire to protect the weak,

When shockwave discarded full size transformers into his chambers dezarus wouldn't hesitate to take out his suffering on them, ripping them to shreds, but once shockwave grew curious and began experimenting on humans and other fragile native life, dezarus would protect them from harm as if they were his children.

[witchofthesouls]

What would be the equivalent of breast feeding for a newborn sparklings?

Their carriers don’t have breast to feed them, but I imagine newborns can’t take pure energy on liquid since they’re still so small.

I answered an ask about Cybertronian boobs or an equivalent to nursing in different frame-types here: https://witchofthesouls.tumblr.com/post/666034703498870784/question-can-cybertronians-make-something

So I'll do an expansion:

Sparkling-grade Energon is a nutritionally-dense and creamy, pale-pink Energon that's produced by a carrier's refinery systems. It's absolutely packed with minerals, nanites, and critical metals. Non-carriers (like sires, donors, or off-the-street mecha) can produce a supplemental-frame kick, which looks very similar, but lack all thirteen kinds of nanites that newsparks need. Usually one or two. At most three. It varies from each mecha. However, such fuel is still a great help to a carrier's systems that's depleted or gearing up for the next round, especially since newsparks have poor fuel regulation and go under a lot of development, so they need frequent, heavy feedings.

Some carriers can overproduce sparkling-grade, so it can be stored in containers and donated to many designated drop-offs: hospitals and clinics, Enforcer stations, schools, public housing, creches and orphanages, and charity events, to name a few places.

That's because there's a huge demand for this resource. Not only for bitlets, but it's also a wonderful resource for mecha that are medically compromised or severely restricted on what they can consume.

Frame-derived fuel from a carrier is naturally very shelf-stable. Fit for consumption for a lifetime with proper storage. There have been many attempts to replicate this trait with synthetic fuel, but not much success. The onsite production loses potency and nutrition within orns, and the powdered form, while it can be kept in a pantry, will become a ridiculously expensive flavoring after a single vorn.

Seekerkin city-states have a very large nursing culture since their frames tend to have multiple newsparks in each gestation, their societies are far more collectivist, and Functionist's standardization efforts mess with their unique frame-quirks. If a carrier is struggling to feed her bits, then other femmes from the flock will step in. Families also have access to wet nurses in local community centers, services from hospitals and family clinics volunteers, and even their jobs would cover it since it's a benefit that's enforced by cultural and social practices. (Praxus and Polyhex have made multiple attempts to codify it into their legal systems with the rise of outsider corporations requesting to place offices in their perimeter, but Functionist-Iacon and their supporting city-states put a lot of economic pressure to defeat those measures. They found other ways to quietly or loudly flip them off.)

Unlike other frames, a Seeker femme is able to produce sparkling-grade with all thirteen nanites after the first carriage with voluntary control and no need to be in a carriage. There have been multiple proposals on why:

Since their smaller mech-counterparts don't have personal refinery systems, it falls on the hardier femme frame to produce enough to feed many mouths.

It can be extrapolated by Vos' ancient cultural expression of "Mechs trine, femmes flock." It's a long-held social bonding activity that connects multiple generations within a single flock and strengthens the social networks within the community.

Before the formation of Vos, many Seekerkin were nomadic or semi-nomadic in the harsh environments of the Wastelands and the Rust Sea, so it may be an evolutionary coding-related quirk to help extend the scant resources on their immense travels.

There's been other proposals but a very negative slant that relates the Seeker frame to barely a step up from non-sentient mechanimals. (It's outsiders from non-Seekerkin city-states that do this.)

[churino]

Design for guyhawk

A hypocritical perfectionist, she hates anybody she thinks has an inflated ego, or claims to be better than anyone else at anything while boasting about her own achievements and intentionally trying to look like the coolest thing in the air although she's skilled in her own right she mostly acts as a diversion to get the other members of the breast force out of heat

Guyhawk is an ariel ace, before the flight upgrade she was born into a seeker body and had been flying for as long as she could remember, so her skills were unparalleled until she flew into a tiny island and encountered horrifyingly large and fast birds native to that part of eukaris that could outrun a jet, and hunted hard shelled creatures so they instinctively ripped apart hard metal objects, like say... A robot

Horrified by the experience and jealous of the bird's capabilities she captured one of these creatures and submitted it for processing into a breast animal. Using it to hunt down the other members of the species to extinction, which led to a greater environmental collapse on the island as the bird's prey population exploded and consumed all the flora unchallenged before starving to death, leaving the island as a lifeless rock,

Guyhawk did not care, but her possession of a now one of a kind creature got shockwave's undivided attention once he arrived, unbeknownst to everyone but lyzack, it was from the bird's biology that the decepticon flight upgrade came from, shockwave had been taking the breast animals when the breast force weren't looking, taking them apart and putting them back together,

Regular transformers cannot fly even if they scan a flying alternate mode because their robot mode components mess up the delicate mechanics of flight, but with data from the bird's anatomy shockwave is able to order the body to form hollow spaces within the robot parts allowing them to collapse and leave the flight components unobstructed.

If nothing changes soon, this new air superiority is sure to win the war for the decepticons